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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
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Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
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 Too Much Junk Causes Trouble | | By: DirkSteele | Published: 09/26/1999 | | |  |
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One from my neck of the woods. Come on, don't we all know
some crazy old lady like this.
Grand Island, Nebraska (AP): - Bonnie Gilpin's reluctance to
throw anything away is getting her in some legal trouble.
For years, the city has tried to get her to clean up a house
that she uses primarily for storage. She sleeps elsewhere.
City officials had warned that debris, piled up to 5 feet
high in some places and to the ceiling in others, posed a risk
of spontaneous combustion.
After a two-alarm fire caused more than $30,000 damage in
August, City Attorney Charlie Cuypers went to court seeking
permission to demolish the place.
On Tuesday, Gilpin submitted a clean-up plan, and the city
agreed to wait until Oct. 12 before taking any further action.
She also agreed to get a guardian to help with her affliction
for hoarding junk, said her attorney, Sam Grimminger.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
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