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SAO PAULO (Reuters)
A Sao Paulo resident reeled when
his bank rang him over his March telephone bill.
It
totaled $43 million.
``I was horrified,'' said Nelson Marotti Filho, 42. ``My bank
called me to ask what I wanted to do with the bill.
They usually deduct it directly from my account.''
After a hasty call the Sao Paulo telephone company mailed him a
new, corrected bill for just $31.
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national radio last Friday after
regulators found it guilty of cutting lines and switching
numbers without notification.
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phone sex
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tattoocouple
(06.30.2000 12:51:58 PM EST)
he actually did run up the bill by calling 900 #s for phone sex
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