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TUSCANY, Italy - Thomas Perrson, 19, may have saved his own life by staggering to his feet after being struck by a car while on holiday in Italy. Perrson was walking in the Pontedera area of Tuscany when he was struck by a speeding car and flung through the air. Doctors told Perrson that the force of the impact had pushed his spine into his skull, to within half a centimeter of his brain. But because he had managed to stand, his spine had settled back to its usual position, saving his life. Perrson will have to wear a neck brace for a month and will need surgery to re-align bones within his ears.
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Straightened his shit out
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Marco99
(01.30.2001 4:41:26 AM EST)
That's gotta fuck with his mind every day," If I didn't stand up just then, I'd have kicked my own ass!" He's a lucky bastard!
ha ha ha ha ha
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started by
EZ1221
(12.01.2000 6:23:11 PM EST)
hit and run get it!get it hit and run!!!never mind
The old college try...
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started by
willi
(10.06.2000 3:25:51 PM EST)
that's it guy, get up and walk it off! The team needs you.
This post is also applicable to the "Footballs..." goof. Nothing like killing two birds with one stone.
ouch
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started by
turtle99
(10.05.2000 8:13:53 AM EST)
that sucks.
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)
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