"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there and—itwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003
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LOS ANGELES - A man drove himself to a police station early Monday after someone in a passing car shot him in the head, police said. The 19- to 20-year-old was near 120th and San Pedro streets about 1:20 a.m. when shots from a semiautomatic handgun were fired from a red car. One bullet became lodged between his skin and skull but did not penetrate bone, police said. He calmly drove himself to the police station for help.
It is known that Nato strikes against Yougoslavia made Serbians to abandon Kossovo. In fact even if Nato generals said that they destroyed Serbian military machines, 400 tanks entered Kossovo before the war and 395 left Kossovo after the end. All missiles were hitting.... nothing!!!
Loosing a victorious war started by
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It is known that Nato strikes against Yougoslavia made Serbians to abandon Kossovo. In fact even if Nato generals said that they destroyed Serbian military machines, 400 tanks entered Kossovo before the war and 395 left Kossovo after the end. All missiles were hitting.... nothing!!!
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