"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
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Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
LOS ANGELES - A man drove himself to a police station early Monday after someone in a passing car shot him in the head, police said. The 19- to 20-year-old was near 120th and San Pedro streets about 1:20 a.m. when shots from a semiautomatic handgun were fired from a red car. One bullet became lodged between his skin and skull but did not penetrate bone, police said. He calmly drove himself to the police station for help.
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