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Shot in Head, Driver Goes to Police Station

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/28/2000
 
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LOS ANGELES - A man drove himself to a police station early Monday after someone in a passing car shot him in the head, police said. The 19- to 20-year-old was near 120th and San Pedro streets about 1:20 a.m. when shots from a semiautomatic handgun were fired from a red car. One bullet became lodged between his skin and skull but did not penetrate bone, police said. He calmly drove himself to the police station for help.

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yeahmon (0 replies)
started by shtpts
(07.28.2000 11:05:53 PM EST)

i think a hospital would have been the place to go duh!!!

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(07.28.2000 10:52:38 PM EST)

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Loosing a victorious war (0 replies)
started by ellboomer
(07.28.2000 6:40:11 PM EST)

It is known that Nato strikes against Yougoslavia made Serbians to abandon Kossovo. In fact even if Nato generals said that they destroyed Serbian military machines, 400 tanks entered Kossovo before the war and 395 left Kossovo after the end. All missiles were hitting.... nothing!!!

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penis where?? (1 reply)
started by kshodin
(07.28.2000 5:43:08 AM EST)

damn he was luck as shit

Lucky bastard... (1 reply)  
started by OliverClozoff
(07.28.2000 0:25:27 AM EST)

Good thing they didn't hit a vital organ.



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