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Saved Suicide Sap Sues

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/02/2000
 
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LIMA, Peru - Even though suicide is illegal in the country of Peru, this did not stop Juan Aliago from suing three policemen who saved his life. It seems that Aliago really wanted to do the act and was miffed that these dutiful policemen pulled him off a ledge. Instead of trying to his attempts at suicide, he decided to take his anger out on the rescuers and is suing for the equivalent of $700,000.


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Stupid Fuck (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 11:09:46 AM EST)

After the case get's thrown out.They should take that moron out and throw him off the bigest building they have

asshole (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:46:19 AM EST)

He should get the death penalty

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

Ya know what I think? (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.02.2000 2:14:18 PM EST)

I think they ought to take the fucker back out to the ledge and throw his worthless ass off!

;o)

Well.. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 2:05:14 PM EST)

If I had 700,000 dollars,, it would give me a reason to live as well..

that is overly dumb (0 replies)
started by stuged22
(06.02.2000 1:38:30 PM EST)

what did he do?? stand on the ledge long enough for police officers to find him and arrest him? people of peru: if you are going to kill yourself, do it quickly and dont be stupid enough to get caught.

Well, they did get in the way.. (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.02.2000 1:08:09 PM EST)

but I don't think you can sue since it's against the law...although criminals have sued when they've been shot or otherwise injured in someone's home...and the stupid thing is that they've won.

Peru Sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 9:45:32 AM EST)

Well, what do you expect.. Its Peru! Indian flat foreheaded dorks! HEY I'M THIRD!

First to actually comment... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.02.2000 1:12:29 AM EST)

Well, sounds like he's trying to get too much money for his worthless ass. How can you sue for money you'd never earn if you were dead? People of Peru - don't follow the Amerikan example of suing for no reason! Learn to think for yourselves!!!

The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

I am first (3 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.02.2000 0:04:42 AM EST)

ha ha ha i am first

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