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Give Booze To The Homeless

By: leadjPublished: 04/13/2006
 
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TORONTO - Giving homeless alcoholics a regular supply of booze may improve their health and their behavior, the Canadian Medical Association Journal said in a published study.

Seventeen homeless adults, all with long and chronic histories of alcohol abuse, were allowed up to 15 glasses of wine or sherry a day -- a glass an hour from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. -- in the Ottawa-based program, which started in 2002 and is continuing.

After an average of 16 months, the number of times participants got in trouble with the law had fallen 51 percent from the three years before they joined the program, and hospital emergency room visits were down 36 percent.

"Once we give a 'small amount' of alcohol and stabilize the addiction, we are able to provide health services that lead to a reduction in the unnecessary health services they were getting before," said Dr. Jeff Turnbull, one of the authors of the report.

"The alcohol gets them in, builds the trust and then we have the opportunity to treat other medical diseases... It's about improving the quality of life."

Three of the 17 participants died during the program, succumbing to alcohol-related illnesses that might have killed them anyway, the study said.

The report showed that participants in the program drank less than they did before signing up, and their sleep, hygiene, nutrition and health levels all improved.

The per capita cost of around C$771 ($660) a month was partially offset by monthly savings of C$96 a month in emergency services, C$150 in hospital care and C$201 in police services per person.

Turnbull said some of the people enrolled in the program had stopped drinking altogether, although that was not an option for many of the participants.

"We agree 100 percent that abstinence is the most appropriate route," he said. "But in this subset of people where abstinence has failed, there is still a need to provide care."

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.18.2006 9:30:05 PM EST)

    at least they will have a drink

    I would guess (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.13.2006 11:38:53 AM EST)


    That the rationing is the key.

    Back in the day I would probably have done just fine on a shot an hour but I tended to kill off the whole bottle in rather short order.

    Giving them wine is a good idea, too. EWWWW! Might get some of them to give it up altogether.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by somebunny
    (04.13.2006 1:55:47 AM EST)

    This is awesome Josh.

    Ya know, I've often wondered about teenage pregnancies & the same paralels.

    I mean.. not that I condone it by any stretch, but if mother nature tells them that they're bodies are ready for it.. maybe there's more to it than we're trained to admit.

    lol

    And to further that.. we sit here preaching this non sense that "kids grow up too fast" when it's fact that children today are not even considered adults until 21 & many of them are far from the capable that men of 40 years ago were.

    lol

    Blah.. blah.. blah.

    I liked this very much Josh.

    ^5

































    Oh Yeah (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.13.2006 1:42:52 AM EST)


    Just what an alcoholic needs to get him to go ANYWHERE - Free Booze

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (04.13.2006 0:17:55 AM EST)

    only in canada LOL

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