"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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British Phone Firm Message Altered By Hacker
By: Anonymous
Published: 10/05/2004
LONDON - Customers of British cable firm NTL were subjected to a barrage of profanity after a malicious hacker or disgruntled employee changed the company's telephone service message, the Sun said in its Monday edition.
The newspaper reported that customers who called to report a fault with their service were told:
"You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a **** about you. We are never here. We just **** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just **** off and leave us alone."
NTL was unavailable for comment late on Sunday but the Sun said the message had now been changed and an NTL spokesman had apologised for the matter.
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My Personal favorite
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obxbeachbum
(10.05.2004 11:19:18 PM EST)
Is....Please listen to all the choices because our menu items have changed. @#%k that and keep dialing operator until a human gets on.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
sounds
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started by
bigjohn2
(10.05.2004 7:48:51 PM EST)
like they were telling in like it really is....hahahaha
Well
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started by
thecritic
(10.05.2004 0:39:46 AM EST)
They can change it back if they want but the message was spot on. !!!
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