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Naked Jogger Runs Into Trouble
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/27/2004
BERLIN: A German sex therapist who enjoys jogging naked through the Black Forest has lost a legal challenge against a EUR 600 fine for his hobby.
The regional court of appeal in Karlsruhe upheld a lower court conviction for public indecency against Dr Peter Niehenke, a 55-year-old psychologist who police have repeatedly arrested near his Freiburg home for jogging in the nude.
Niehenke, who wears only running shoes and socks, has argued in court there are no laws specifically banning his hobby – but to no avail.
"The court does not support the defendant's view that running naked in public is one of his civil rights," the court said in its ruling yesterday.
But it did note that public opinion on nudity was changing, and that naked sunbathing was no longer considered a violation of public order.
Somehow the thought of whacking my nuts back and forth with my knees just doesn't appeal to me.
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