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Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.
The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.
The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.
The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.
Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.
Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."
I heard
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bigjohn2
(09.11.2003 9:20:49 PM EST)
about this on the radio....
"Lost" his penis???
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started by
crazyfingers
(09.11.2003 7:44:55 PM EST)
Mom: "Malik, why are you crying?"
Malik: "Mom, I lost my pee-pee."
Sounds like BS to me, but who knows? It sucks to be him.
Too bad they didn't leave it on his arm. He coulda been a pitcher... mean spit ball! Hahaha!!
Good one, MC!
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started by
tjshere
(09.11.2003 7:03:10 PM EST)
That would beat being schweenless for sure, but I ain't never had an orgasm from somebody stroking my forearm.
I wonder if they at least let him select which size cylinder to use? Hehehehe.
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