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BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday.
A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns.
"The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked.
No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.
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LMAO
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started by
roger
(07.23.2003 10:49:11 PM EST)
It was obvious there was a wreck because the guy left skid marks.
waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha
damn
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started by
bigjohn2
(07.23.2003 8:51:03 PM EST)
Ive heard it all now
No one was hurt??
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started by
tjshere
(07.23.2003 6:42:55 PM EST)
Who are they kidding, that guys lungs are history now.
Of course, after inhaling the fumes from some guys sweaty underwear he may WANT to die.
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