Nine Residents Lose Home Due To Orgy
By: Anonymous	Published: 03/23/2001
SENSUOUS SEPTUAGENERIAN SEX SHOCKS SCARBOROUGH (New Zealand) Nine Residents Lose Home Due To Orgy It's bound to make you smile, it's bound to make your imagination run wild, but for the old folks involved, it ended in tears. A group of nine elderly English residents were kicked out of their nursing home after having decided to celebrate their friend's 90th birthday party in style and with gusto ... by having an orgy in the recreation room! The oldsters, ranging in age from 73 to 98 lit candles, slathered baby oil and played music to create the sexy mood. The three romeos and six seductresses boogied for about twenty minutes until a staffer, on hearing the rumba music, went to investigate. "They hadn't gotten too far -- I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to get started," said the unidentified staffer. "But they were all naked. Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've seen in all my life!" Why were they booted out? "This may sound harmless or amusing to some people, but Scarborough has a reputation to uphold. We cannot tolerate that kind of conduct!" Although the nursing home endeavoured to keep the story out of the press, enough detail was released to force the well respected Edith Scarborough Nursing Home to admit the bizarre story was true. In contacting a few New Zealand resthomes to see if this activity set some kind of a precedent, it sounds like our pensioners are a much more sedate group. "If it is going on, it's a lot more discrete and probably in someone's private room." said one supervisor. "And that baby oil could be a bit dangerous, someone could slip and break a hip ... or anything, in fact." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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oh God (0 replies) started by volk23 (05.11.2001 3:12:53 PM EST) I'm going to be f-ing sick

PM re: http://www.goofball.com/news/INC20010314201 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.14.2001 9:29:24 PM EST) Why don't ya get ya facts right before printing such garbage about "Gods Own" aka New Zealand. We don't even have a CITY here Called Scarborough.. i guess this is where the meaning of "FREE SPEECH" on the inet comes into play.. Lamers!.. get ya facts right.. guess ya readers would believe ANY bullshit you print before understanding reality..

homo (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.05.2001 10:28:18 AM EST) hi like the title i hope that you r a homo i have a nineinch pork haha by tom

Thats Cool!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.05.2001 7:29:29 AM EST) What else were they going to do,sit back and watch Walton reruns. Fuck that, I would bang an old bitch myself and blow a load all over her face! So what if we looked liked two raisins screwing!!!!!

thats gross (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.01.2001 3:20:04 PM EST) old people naked, yeech

goofballs (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.31.2001 1:45:14 PM EST) hey you goofball you peeded your panties!!

Menage a trois... (0 replies) started by willi (03.31.2001 1:07:47 AM EST) One male to every two females is the perfect ratio no matter what the age.

I'm now in tears! (0 replies) started by duck888 (03.28.2001 12:15:09 PM EST) I'm going to have the imagine of 90-year old people banging each other in my head for the rest of the day. Fuck you Anonymous person! You officially ruin my day!

BIGPAC (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.26.2001 5:59:13 PM EST) this gives me hope when i reach that age. i'm positive i would still find women then. keep it up old timers.

Leave 'em alone!!! (0 replies) started by thelizard (03.26.2001 8:58:17 AM EST) Leave 'em alone!!! Just hope you still feel randy at that age and can get it up. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

tresa is a hot tamali' (0 replies) started by burlingtony (03.25.2001 9:29:57 AM EST) Texas women are big n beautiful !!!!!!!!!! Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

sick shit (0 replies) started by southojuggalo (03.24.2001 4:55:01 PM EST) this is a very sick thing to think about. but on the other hand it was very funny

We are 90 "NOT DEAD" (0 replies) started by craigerj (03.23.2001 6:57:41 PM EST) Seem's to me people pay to live in these homes.A little bit more discreet may be the answer,but evicting them is totally wrong. Maybe they shoud have a rumpus room for just theese type occasions.

Well... (0 replies) started by Kimba7669 (03.23.2001 12:16:45 PM EST) I can see where they maybe broke a few rules. But I think a warning to keep it to a private room would have been a better action to take. As long as they are consenting adults, who has the right to tell them they cannot engage in what ever sort of sexual activity they choose? I can see only limiting where the activity takes place.. it shouldn't have happened in the publc rec room, granted. But warn them first, & then if it happened again, take futher action. Kimba

Nothing rare about it. (0 replies) started by nappahead (03.23.2001 2:03:41 AM EST) There is some serious screwing going on in them homes...

I think... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (03.23.2001 1:11:09 AM EST) that this was on here a while ago. Maybe it was a different nursing home or something. I hope I get in on an orgy when I'm in a nursing home. More power to 'em. Pikachu is the devil.

yeah! (0 replies)   started by queenk (03.23.2001 0:49:26 AM EST) Go old ppl! Love your self.... at least 3 times a day.

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