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University Degrees For Smart Pets

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 10/19/2000
 
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PARIS -- A newly launched Internet site has gone one better over the money-spinning "pet rock" craze of the 1970s -- it awards university degrees to household animals.

Petsylvania University sells seven bachelor's degrees, ranging from arts to commerce and social work, as well as a master's degree in divinity. The owner has to write a brief essay on the pet's merits and intelligence to support the "application".

The charge ranges from $40 to $60 , depending on whether the diploma is requested in Latin, French or English and whether the animal's picture is posted on the Website. -- Sapa-AFP

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    Now we know... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.19.2000 1:53:51 AM EST)


    This must be where the dumb bitch Monica Lewinski got her psychology degree. (She went on to fail the pre-employment literacy test at Revlon!)



    There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

    I'll get a degree for my mice (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.19.2000 1:43:10 AM EST)

    I wonder if they have a degree for martial arts, cuz my two mice are ninja mice from hell, they killed the other mouse and ate its eyes and genitalia, weird mice sometimes they scare me, they try to pick fights with me, look at me menacingly, throws things at me when I'm not looking, they bogart all my weed dude, and they eat all the food I brought up to munch on


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

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    started by mizike
    (10.18.2000 11:57:51 PM EST)

    Now Roseanne can get a degree!

    I think I'm gonna puke...

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