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Britain's railway company Railtrack, renowned for offering lame excuses to frustrated passengers, has blamed increased delays on the wettest April ever and on an upsurge in suicides.
In the past Railtrack has blamed its lack of punctuality on the wrong type of leaves and snow on the track.
This time around, it attributed a five percent increase in delays between April and June this year, compared with the previous year, to heavier than usual April showers and the wettest May in 17 years.
Also, it said, suicides were responsible for 6.3 percent of all delays.
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NO CONSIDERATION
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wagit
(08.02.2000 10:30:53 AM EST)
DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE ANY CONSIDERATION! IM TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEN SOME DICKHEAD COMMITS HARRY CARRY, DELAYING THE TRAIN FOR HOURS, CAN'T THEY JUST JUMP OF A BUILDING INSTEAD!!!
c you when your older
Close your eyes, Shithead
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started by
mortz12
(08.01.2000 0:29:09 AM EST)
If you ever get hit with a bucket of shit, be sure to close your eyes.
1st
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h8suall
(08.01.2000 0:01:04 AM EST)
I'm first so nobody kill themselves.
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