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Bring Me Some Chicken, Bitch!

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 08/03/2000
 
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Egyptian authorities have arrested a man who threw his wife out of a third-floor window after complaining she had not given him enough chicken for dinner, police said yesterday.

Oil worker Gharib Mustafa, 46, from the poor Shubra al-Kheima neighborhood, came home from work with a chicken for his 35-year-old wife, Karima, to cook, the police said.

But, when she served him the same amount as his two young sons, he demanded more and in the ensuing fight allegedly threw her screaming out of the window.

She landed on a parked taxi and was taken to hospital, where she is in a serious condition.

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.22.2003 1:52:58 AM EST)

    what would he do for a steak

    Funny Jokes (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.15.2001 1:55:21 AM EST)

    what kind of bee's make milk? BooBees (boobies) hardy har har...whats two things u cant give a nigga: a fat lip and a black eye!
    botta bing batta boom ....if i offended you Good Cause i still dont give a f*ck!

    Chicken (0 replies)
    started by SteveStiffler
    (08.05.2000 1:22:26 AM EST)

    I know exactly how this dude feels.
    I love chicken. But I don't know if I would have taken it THAT far.

    Steve Stiffler

    HAHAHA (0 replies)
    started by razonje
    (08.04.2000 2:02:24 PM EST)

    SHIT SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THROWING MY WIFE OUT THE WINDOW TOO. DUMB BITCH DESERVED IT. THE DUDE WAS HUNGRY.

    WAS IT FINGER LICKIN' GOOD? (0 replies)
    started by seanmckay
    (08.03.2000 1:15:29 PM EST)

    The chicken, I mean

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

    What do ya bet... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.03.2000 0:53:24 AM EST)

    ..the kids gave him ALL of their damned chicken?



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    She said "I can fry" -- not "I can fly " (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (08.03.2000 0:08:19 AM EST)

    Dumbass arab...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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