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Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier
This came from the New England Journal of Medicine:
Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. The study revealed that after five years, the breast-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
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Sounds true to me
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BigL83
(01.11.2001 10:48:02 PM EST)
No wonder why I am in such good shape!
study
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joebear73
(10.21.2000 0:44:23 AM EST)
like i needed a medical expert to tell me to look at boobs!!!! this is a natural part of life for men duh!!!!!!!!!!
Pop 'em out ladies
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Embryo
(10.18.2000 10:45:31 AM EST)
If you got large boobs then what do you expect us to look at ... your hair? And hey ... medically speaking it's healthy for us to stare are your large jugs. I feel younger already.
Pop 'em out ladies
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Embryo
(10.18.2000 10:45:30 AM EST)
If you got large boobs then what do you expect us to look at ... your hair? And hey ... medically speaking it's healthy for us to stare at your large jugs. I feel younger already.
breasts
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.11.2000 4:46:18 PM EST)
speaking as a woman with large boobies its annoying when you are talking to a man and all he looks at are your boobs even as hes talking to you it makes a woman uncomfortable,
Get 'em out then :)
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msbzdragn
(09.30.2000 3:21:08 PM EST)
Ladies, what are you waiting for? It is your duty as conscientious citizens to get 'em out for the lads.
Us men will get an extra 4 or 5 years on our lives, which we can use to gaze at even more breasts. Bonus! :p
Squid
squid
its true
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started by
scruloose
(07.14.2000 4:02:53 AM EST)
ive been looking for years and i feel younger all the time
BLUE BALLS PEOPLE!!
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started by
moeman
(06.30.2000 7:51:02 AM EST)
You will also get a big set of blue balls from staring at some tits. But i still am goin to use the medical excuse next time i get caught staring!!
Peace!
I might even
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 11:32:46 PM EST)
Join a health club if they offered this! I bet you get better excercise if the breasts you stare at you aren't married to!
Sex makes you live longer too I've heard..
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.29.2000 6:26:28 PM EST)
the small stresses on your heart exercize the muscles and actually make you stronger and therefore you live longer...sex is good :)
Ladies...
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started by
Hannes
(06.29.2000 12:50:59 PM EST)
In the interest of public health... :^)
Bullshit
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 12:17:33 PM EST)
This study was conducted by a bunch of 14 year-old boys, right? Get real.
Bat
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bat
(06.29.2000 8:50:02 AM EST)
The only problem is that too many elbows to the rib cage can shorten you life by 6 years.... damned if you do damned if you dont. Still good news though
There's just one catch....
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sigma
(06.29.2000 2:26:10 AM EST)
They failed to mention one flaw in this activity.... You can't touch. What good is staring at a perfect set of big, firm, perky knockers if you can't touch? Wouldn't make me wanna live longer....
I TOOK MY PROZAC!
God bless science!!
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started by
bjshadow
(06.29.2000 1:38:54 AM EST)
i heard this at a local talk show. Wanna help me live longer? ; )
kick ass
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started by
scatman
(06.29.2000 0:22:36 AM EST)
I'm going to live forever!!
i take time to stop and smell the turds
uh huh
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started by
woodnymph
(06.29.2000 0:18:25 AM EST)
Like they needed to spend money on this study. Great, now theres a medical excuse for the stares.....
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