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The Travel Guide Says WHAT?

By: MarkPublished: 06/05/2000
 
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Spain's Socialists have called for the withdrawal of a government-financed travel guide which compares the appeal of Madrid's mountains with that of the loins of British supermodel Naomi Campbell, newspaper El Pais reported on.

"With mountains the same thing happens as does with women, that the desire they provoke is inversely proportional to the number of times you've got on top of them," one of the chapters in the book was quoted as saying.

Another section of the book describes one mountain as "black, svelte...hard and slippy, like Naomi Campbell's loins."

Socialist politician Oscar Iglesias said the book was "a clear example of what the Popular Party thinks," El Pais reported.

A government official said the book had been printed by mistake and had been withdrawn from sale.

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Greatest Band (0 replies)
started by ArthurSamIII
(06.06.2000 7:34:57 PM EST)

That was dumb. www.thegoodbrothers.com Greatest band ever

Arthur Sam III

oh ya! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 0:24:29 AM EST)

Does that mean visiting the royal gorge is like sleeping with princess die in her prime?

I'd like to climb her mountains... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.05.2000 6:31:12 PM EST)

and explore her valleys!! :)

Naomi (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.05.2000 11:28:48 AM EST)

I have to admit, it makes me really want to take a trip to the mountains!!! Good comparison. Ooh, Naomi!! Svelte and slippery. lol

who cares? (0 replies)
started by jeff22
(06.05.2000 5:01:22 AM EST)

i dont give a shit. its just dumb.

I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.

heh (0 replies)
started by maneman
(06.05.2000 5:00:03 AM EST)

that's cool and some junk. btw I'm first. :^)

Yeah, sure... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.05.2000 2:30:31 AM EST)

...as if the guy who wrote that crap has ever been with sniffing distance of Naomi Campbell's "loins."

;o)

I want that book (0 replies)  
started by SpudMcGee
(06.05.2000 0:51:33 AM EST)

Sounds like my type of book

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