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LONDON (Reuters)
Britain's biggest supermarket
chain
has asked growers to supply smaller melons after research
showed women shoppers subconsciously compared them to the size
of their breasts, newspapers reported Monday.
The Daily Telegraph said buyers working for Tesco were told
by the retail psychologist who carried out the research
that a current preference for smaller busts was the reason why
traditional big, fleshy melons were remaining unsold.
``We were very surprised by the results of the market
research,'' a Tesco spokesman was
quoted as saying by the
newspaper.
``But it's certainly produced results. Since we introduced
smaller melons two months ago we have sold more than a
million.''
The research showed that seven out of 10 women questioned
agreed breast size was ``the most likely subconscious
factor when selecting size of melon.''
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