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Looking For a Few Good Men -- in Prison

By: MissAttitudePublished: 12/30/1999
 
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Looking For a Few Good Men -- in Prison

LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's stretched army said on Sunday it was considering a scheme to look for new recruits in youth prisons.

"We have been recruiting young offenders for some time on a case-by-case basis," a Ministry of Defence spokeswoman told Reuters. "This is a new initiative looking at making it a more structured kind of thing."

The army, which relies entirely on enlistment to fill its ranks, was in exploratory talks with young offenders' institutions on how to develop the scheme but there were no firm plans, she said.

The program would apply to young offenders sentenced to two years or less. Those convicted of sexual, race or drug offences would not be eligible.

"The army is looking for the best new recruits. We don't exclude potential young applicants who have made mistakes in the past and paid for them," the spokeswoman said.

"We admit there is a shortfall in the numbers in the army and we're looking at a number of ways of addressing that."

Defence Minister John Spellar announced last week that the minimum term of duty for a soldier would be raised from three years to four.

Britain's army is strained to the limit by commitments in the Balkans after the Kosovo campaign as well as regular duties in Northern Ireland, Germany and Cyprus.

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so eat it #7

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started by jeff22
(06.21.2000 1:20:08 AM EST)

what idiot army would raise the minimum service time when lookin for new recruts? just raise it for evryone when they enlist. Plus.... who the hell thought of the bright idea that they would rely on enlisment? four years is and E5- E6 rank in the US...idiots, they should @ least have some form of an ROTC-like program. foolish limeys

I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.

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