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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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Is government going a little far in telling us what to do?
If the guy wants to commit suicide, let him.
Norwalk, Conn. (AP) - A man who cut off his penis in an
apparent suicide attempt was ordered by a judge to have it
reattached.
The ruling cam at the request of Norwalk Hospital, after the
42-year-old man refused the surgery for his self-influicted
injury.
Police said they received a call that said a man was running
along a street holding a towel to his bleeding groin. Officers
tracked the blood to a house and found a man inside.
He told authorities that someone had told him if he cut off
his penis he would bleed to death, police said. A parmedic
found the severed penis on the apartment floor.
Following the court ruling, the man was taken to Yale-New
Haven Hospital for surgery.
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This guy rules!!!!!!!! yeah
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BALL'S
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This guy must have HUGE ONE'S and still missed them!!
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why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!holy shit
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what the fuck
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(12.15.2000 0:30:54 AM EST)
why the fuck would some fuckin fruitcake cut off his own dick i meen come on already was this guy on some kind of drug im not already doing. shit!!!!!!holy shit
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