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UAL's New Fag Policy

By: ScientistPublished: 12/09/1999
 
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WHAT FOLLOWS IS FROM A RECENT PUBLICATION OF UNITED AIR LINES, WHICH DESCRIBES A NEW COMPANY POLICY GIVING HOMOSEXUALS MORE RIGHTS THAN STRAIGHT EMPLOYEES. (From "Scientist")

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From United's "Our Times" Vol.5 No.9 September 12, 1999

United Airlines Benefits Breakdown

A broad array of benefits will be available to the domestic partners of unmarried United employees who may not legally marry their partners and are not related to them by blood or law. In addition, limited benefits will be available to domestic partners of unmarried employees who can legally marry their partners, but choose not to, and are not related to them by blood or law.

Employees based or working in San Francisco:

The City of San Francisco requires under its Equal Benefits Ordinance that the domestic partners of employees based and working in San Francisco receive travel, bereavement leave and family medical leave benefits. The ordinance covers all domestic partners, including those who can legally marry.

In addition, United will offer those employees who cannot legally marry their domestic partners and who are not related by blood or law a benefits package not ordered by the court. These benefits will include: medical and dental benefits, certain COBRA benefits health benefits extension program for employees when they leave the company), dependent life insurance, pension survivor benefits, as well as bereavement leave, family medical leave and travel benefits, including pass travel and emergency travel.

Note: Only employees based or working in San Francisco will receive the family medical leave benefit.

All employees based or working outside of San Francisco:

United will provide those employees who cannot legally marry their domestic partners and who are not related by blood or law a benefits package including medical and dental benefits, certain COBRA benefits, dependent life insurance, pension survivor benefits, as well as bereavement leave and travel benefits, including pass travel and emergency travel.

For those employees who can legally marry their domestic partners, but choose not to,

the company will extend only travel and bereavement leave benefits.

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lets get one thing straight . . . (0 replies)
started by disposablehero
(12.10.2000 4:04:54 PM EST)

they're making things better for queers than for straights; i mean, they can choose their lifestyle; but the human race wont survive if everyone is gay. i say, drunk and nude chicks for all men!

PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

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I thought they WERE related by blood and law: bleeding buttholes and sodomy laws!



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Im second

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I'm FIRST!!!

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