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Woman Is Charged In Microwave Death

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/04/1999
 
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Here is a follow up to an earlier submission. I this woman is found guilty, she shouldn't get the chair, she should be microwaved to death like her child.

Lanexa, Va. (AP) - A woman was charged Monday with murdering her newborn son by putting him in a microwave oven and turning it on.

Elizbeth Renee Otte, 19, was held without bail in a psychiatric hospital.

One-month-old Joseph lewis Martinez died Thursday after he was placed in the oven at Otte's home, prosecutor C. Linwood Gregory said. He would not say how long the baby was exposed to the oven's radiation.

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unreal (0 replies)
started by gayle1234
(05.31.2001 6:38:30 PM EST)

I cant believe that anyone could do this to a baby.Espacially the mother who carries this child for 9 months.This is where death row should be inforced

fry her (0 replies)
started by kimy20012000
(04.24.2001 10:59:59 AM EST)

i think she should be put in a tanning bed and left running the whole time till she shrivels up like a prune and make her suffer till her death

Stop Abuse-Save Our Children (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.21.2001 8:09:24 AM EST)

'Our children are our future, but their well-being in our society
continues to decline. The health and safety of our children is EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY. PLEASE help ensure healthy, safe children in our community by taking action as an individual, group, or business.' (c) 1991-- Paul McLaughlin at a child abuse Forum at North Eugene High School in Eugene, Oregon. STOP CHILD ABUSE from DONORA, PENNSYLVANIA to PORTLAND, OREGON by a handicapped man who almost died twice from 18 years abuse. Paul began his works after he graduated from Donora high school at the age of 21 - SPECIAL EDUCATION - MENTAL SLOW. His Story and his WORK that no other survivor be seen in your community. http://www.efn.org/~scan THIS IS PAUL: http://www.efn.org/~scan/images/paul3.jpg

No vote from me (0 replies)
started by sweet32277
(12.13.2000 5:09:23 PM EST)

This is one of the most revolting things I've ever heard of!!! This ignorant bitch obviously wasn't ready for motherhood. She sure ain't gonna get my vote for "Mother of the Year". People like her are reason enough to not have children.

Bitch (0 replies)
started by nshaffer
(12.04.2000 1:50:19 PM EST)

why take something that took you what about 15 mins to make and ruin the rest of it's life when all you were worried about what, 5 mins of crying? Well get over it you stupid bitch! How about if your mother took you and put you in the oven! Peace out Bitch

That is really wrong (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(12.04.2000 9:17:00 AM EST)

Burning is not nearly painfull enough for this lady...

Fucking Bitch (0 replies)  
started by lews9999
(12.04.2000 1:45:34 AM EST)

Stupid bitch should fry in Hell

What, i thought it was better

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