Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

S
upport Goofball.com

George W. Bush
 
"I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#98 When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A: Because another pair of tits could easily fit there.
 
 


Hot Line Health Advice Replaced by Phone Sex

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 12/01/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Greenville, S.C. (AP) - Callers are finding tha Nurses on Call, which was supposed to be a quick way to get medical information, has turned into a very different kind of hot line.

Instead of a helpful nurse, callers to the toll-free number now hear music and a woman's sultry voice referring them to expensive adult-entertainment numbers.

Greenville Hospital System created Nurses on Call in 1987 but about a year ago disconnected the toll-free number. Eventually it went back into the pool of available 800 number and was reassigned, a spokeswoman for MCI WorldCom told the Greenville News.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
This will (0 replies)
started by hippichik17
(12.04.2000 10:46:11 PM EST)

do nothing to erase the stereotype of nurses as sex objects. Thank god for that! ....

yeaah baby! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.02.2000 3:29:50 PM EST)

Anyone know the number?

the best medicine of all... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(12.01.2000 1:47:44 PM EST)

sex

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

Why not? (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.01.2000 1:29:32 PM EST)


It couldn't hurt!



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

holy first (0 replies)  
started by avfan
(09.30.2000 7:09:55 AM EST)

Finally, first.... I feel so .....um, the same!

Love the funny stuff!

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008

Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
09.01.2008

Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008

Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008

Rate This!

3.09 Goofballs of 5
87 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Prosecutor Charged With Indecency
    A city prosecutor was charged ...
    10.11.2006

    Sex Gadget Gets Man in Trouble at Airport
    Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
    09.03.2006

    Woman Crashes While Teaching Dog to Drive
    A woman in Hohhot Beijing, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
    09.02.2006

    Teattime Love Bite
    Was this the only way she was able to get him to make ...
    07.27.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Top Comedy Movies

    Goofball Facts
     
    China uses 45 billion chopsticks per year.