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Brazillian Congressman Faces Expulsion, Long List of Charges

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 11/22/1999
 
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And we think politics in America are screwed up. Actually I think giving guns to politicians and letting them kill each other might not be such a bad idea.

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (AP) - In Brazil, the rogues gallery of Congress is large and diverse, by no legislator had been accused of dismembering an enemy with a chain saw - until now.

Hildebrando Pascoal, a first-term congressman from the remote western Amazon stat os Acre, stand accused of a staggering array of crimes, from torture and mass murder to international drug trafficking.

The 513-member Chamber of Deputies decides today on whether to expel him for "lack of decorum,' and the outcome of the vote doesn't seem in doubt.

But the case has revived debate on a controversial law that grants elected congressman immunity from criminal prosecution - even for crimes committed before they took office.

"Drug trafficking, running extermination squads, murder in the cruelest forms imaginable, robbery," said Rep. Laura Carneiro, leader of a congressional inquiry investigating the allegations against Pascoal. "Whatever you want, it's there."

Expulsion from Congress "is hardly enough," said Rep. Magno Malta. "He has to be arrested."

Pascoal has denied most of the accusations, claiming he is a victim of political persecution. The Globonews TV network reported he is seeking political asylum elsewhere in Latin America or Europe.

On Tuesday, the congressional investigative committee called for Pascoal to be taken into custody, along with 28 other suspects, including his brother and two cousins.

Pascoal seems unlikely to be saved by the esprit de corps among lawmakers that has spared many in the past.

Among them was Sen. Arnon de Mello, the father of impeached President Fernando Collor de Mello. A Sugar baron from Brazil's rough northeast, Mello shot and killed a colleague on the Senate floor but was release when the shooting was ruled accidental - he claimed to be aiming at someone else.

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ahhh brasil (0 replies)
started by brasracer
(06.21.2001 6:30:55 PM EST)

brazil is such a great country but it's fowled by such great corruption... the jacked up thing is that Fernando Collor de Mello, was impeached because he stole like 3 billion dollars from the governmenet then took off to the U.S. there is now a bounty on his head, but noone can find his faget ass. I personally would shoot his fucking kneecaps off.

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ahhh brasil (0 replies)
started by brasracer
(06.21.2001 6:29:50 PM EST)

brazil is such a great country but it's fowled by such great corruption... the jacked up thing is that Fernando Collor de Mello, was impeached because he stole like 3 billion dollars from the governmenet then took off to the U.S. there is now a bounty on his head, but noone can find his faget ass.

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The can't charge him... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.22.2000 0:55:39 AM EST)


...so why don't they just shoot him?



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