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"And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats onthem. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
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so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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 Fake Bank Manager Arrested | | By: Phantom | Published: 10/18/1999 | | |  |
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AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Police said they had arrested a man suspected of having defrauded two German
investors of around one million guilders ($460,000) by renting an office above an Amsterdam bank and posing as its
director.
The 45-year-old man and his accomplices rented the office for a couple of hours to receive the two Germans, who
handed over securities, gold and cash worth around a million guilders, police said.
"They created the impression they were part of the bank," a police spokeswoman said. The duped investors were
given a receipt on stolen bank stationery, she said.
Police were called in after bank staff reported seeing men acting suspiciously outside the branch. They arrested the
fake director, recovering the stolen goods after a house search in North Amsterdam.
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