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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven."
— Brian O'Rourke
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#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
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is so ugly when she was born they tinted her incubator.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
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 Toilet Paper Theive Make a Clean Getaway | | By: DirkSteele | Published: 09/16/1999 | | |  |
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Melbourne, Australia (AP): Thieves made a clean getaway
after stealing a truck packed with thousands of dollars worth
of toilet paper, police said Monday.
The silver truck was taken from a yard in southeast
Melbourne, 460 miles southwest of Sydney, some time between
Sunday afternoon and Monday morning, a spokesman said on
customary condition of anonymity.
The truck's load of toilet rolls was valued at $18,900.
No arrests were immediately reported.
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