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Man Walking Across Africa Robbed 12 Miles Into His Journey

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/08/1999
 
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Cape Town, South Africa (Reuters): A South African man on a marathon trek to raise awareness of the crime wave sweeping the country was more successful than he bargained for as he was held up at gunpoint just 20 kilometers (12 miles) into his 4,000 kilometer walk.

Roger Russell, who set out Monday on a six-month walk from Cape Town to Johannesburg and back to highlight the tough task facing the police, told Cape Talk radio Wednesday he was mugged and robbed Tuesday near the airport.

Russell said the robbers, eventually scared off by a car load of plain clothes police that pulled up nearby, escaped with all his belongings except the clothes he was wearing.

He said he intended to set out again Monday and in the meantime was appealing for donations to replace his lost gear.

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