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Police Seek Iguana Spurned By Hotel Cashier

By: PhantomPublished: 08/24/1999
 
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SCHWERIN, Germany (Reuters) -
German police said they were looking for an escaped iguana, which a man had earlier tried to use as payment for a hotel bill. Rostock police said the ''clearly disturbed'' 36-year-old man had released the 5-foot-long lizard after a hotel in the northeastern town refused to accept his unusual alternative to cash and called the police.

At another hotel, police located two more young iguanas belonging to the man, who was now receiving medical attention.

The police said Monday there was no need for panic. Iguanas pose no danger to humans except through a hefty swish of their tails when they feel threatened.

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sometimes you find dangerous things swishing their tails in hotels...

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