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Crocodiles A 'Water Hazard' For Australian Golfers
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Golfers at
one of Australia's most exclusive tropical resorts are taking
the course's "water hazard'' warnings literally now that
crocodiles have taken up residence.
Several crocodiles have staked their claim to the waterholes of
the Sheraton Mirage golf course at Port Douglas in far north
Queensland state, resort spokesman Greg Finlay said Wednesday.
But resort staff said the small crocodiles, about three feet in
length, are moved before they get too big and that golfers are
warned of the lethal water hazard.
"Crocodiles eat the equivalent of a chicken a day, so although
there's plenty of birds around the resort to feed them, there is
still some danger,'' Finlay told Reuters.
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