"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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NEW YORK (Reuters) Bulls may
be welcome on Wall Street, but one chose the wrong part of New
York City to roam in Sunday and was killed by a hail of police
gunfire.
Police said a big black bull escaped from a club where a
Father's Day rodeo had been planned and ran through the streets
of Long Island City in Queens, charging pedestrians.
Four police officers caught up with the animal in a parking lot.
"Unable to contain the bull and fearing for the safety of
civilians, the four officers fired several rounds, killing the
bull on the scene," said New York Police Department spokeswoman
LeeAnn Tracy-Ader.
She said the four officers were treated for trauma. The bull was
dumped in a landfill on Staten Island.
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.19.2000 12:19:25 PM EST)
The last paragraph should read as follows:
"The four police officers were treated with donuts. The bull was dumped in a Staten Island landfill next to Jimmy Hoffa. The club where the Father's Day festivities were to be held decided next year they would hire strippers instead."
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 12:25:22 PM EST)
HEj!!!!
Is that right?
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 12:23:15 PM EST)
Several rounds, eh? What did they shoot him with? If they used standard 9mm pistols, it would have taken several DOZEN rounds.
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