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By: PhantomPublished: 07/30/1999
 
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SHANGHAI (Reuters)
Shanghai doctors have provided reconstructed penises for two men using a new technique that can make the replacement bigger than the original, the official Xinhua news agency said Monday.

Doctors at the Shanghai Number Nine People's Hospital performed the procedure on a Chinese worker whose penis was amputated due to a tumor, and on a Pakistani who lost his sexual organ in a work accident. Both have since become fathers.

"We use skin and muscles from the patient's forearms, thighs and stomach to rebuild the penis," said Cheng Kaixiang, a doctor with the hospital's plastic surgery department.

"This can not only increase the diameter and length of the new organ, but also repair all sense in nerve endings related to the patient's sexual feelings, thus giving him a complete recovery," he said.

The new technique has been formally named after Cheng, whose thesis on the procedure been published in leading international plastic surgery magazines, Xinhua said.

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