Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"My views are one that speaks to freedom." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
— Steve Martin
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#35 Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, They use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
 
 


Airplane Plays Emergency Message By Mistake

By: PhantomPublished: 06/30/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

LONDON (Reuters) : British Airways said a recorded emergency message had been inadvertently played during a flight to Philadelphia -- the second such incident in as many months.

A company spokesman said the recording, played on a Boeing 777 flight from Heathrow to Philadelphia Sunday, was cut off immediately and passengers stayed calm.

"The tape was accidentally set off. All it said was 'This is an emergency announcement'," the spokesman said. "It was inadvertently played because of a technical problem. A button was pressed to activate another function."

"The passengers were very calm and relaxed. The cabin director immediately apologized and on arrival they were given a letter of apology," he added.

A similar incident occurred in April, when passengers flying from San Francisco to London were warned their plane was about to crash into the Atlantic. The airline gave each of them a box of chocolates as an apology.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Free Dating Tips For Men
Related Links
  • BULLETIN: airplane crash in Poland
  • Lorena Bobbit's answering machine message
  • How Not to Wash An Airplane!
  • Subliminal Message from Willy Clinton
  • Subliminal message?
  • Aeroplane Blonde
  • Airplane's rough landing
  • Assorted answering machine messages
  • Answering Machine Messages
  • Ten Dollars
  • Service Helps Those with Bad Breath
  • Factiods You Cannot Live Without
  • One for the blondes over the lawyers
  • One for the blondes over the lawyers
  • Ebay Auctions Go From Absurd to Gruesome
  • One Engine Left
  • Escaping with parachute
  • Virgin Leap
  • To Jump or not to Jump...
  • Advice From Men to Women

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    why not to drink pepsi (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.18.2000 1:54:57 PM EST)

    they have a white swirl inbetween the red and blue

    radio chick (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.20.2000 4:58:55 PM EST)

    The radio chick week day 10 to 2 on wnew 102.7 fm New York City Check her out on the web www.wnew.com

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Rate This!

    2.63 Goofballs of 5
    164 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Big Winner to Become Big Loser
    The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
    11.29.2007

    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Two Years Ago
    PS3's Are Too Big
    We all know that Playstation 3 is out and getting ...
    11.23.2006

    Califoria Couple Calls For Orgasm For Peace
    Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
    11.22.2006

    Brit Burns Bum With Firecracker
    A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries ...
    11.10.2006

    Burglar Robs Surveillance Camera Store
    In the long and noble history of the world's most ...
    11.07.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Goofball Facts
     
    Horses cannot vomit.