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LONDON (Reuters)
A plane carrying 55 passengers
circled an airport in western
Scotland for half an hour while an
air traffic controller had lunch, airport officials said.
The officials at the airport on the island of Benbecula in the
Western Isles of Scotland apologized Monday for the incident,
which took place last Friday, but blamed it on a shortage of air
traffic controllers.
They said there was just one controller at Benbecula, and she
had to take a break at the time she did because national air
traffic rules forbid any controller from working more than two
hours without one.
The Times newspaper said Tuesday that there had been an uproar
in the terminal building as families watched the plane from
Glasgow linger in a holding pattern, "tantalizingly within
view."
It had left Glasgow 25 minutes late, and finally touched down in
Benbecula 55 minutes late after the controller returned to her
radar screen.
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