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SHARJAH, United Arab Emirates (Reuters)
A Kazakh
couple allegedly involved
in financial irregularities were
caught
while trying to flee the UAE in a air cargo box, the official
WAM news agency reported.
It said the couple were discovered when workers at Sharjah
airport noticed water leaking and heard voices coming from a box
marked "fragile" destined for Kazakhstan.
The couple told police that a fellow Kazakh national working for
a local shipping company had helped them in their attempt to
leave the United Arab Emirates, WAM said.
The couple had a
stock of water, food, a flashlight and playing
cards for their flight home.
WAM did not elaborate Tuesday on the couple's alleged financial
irregularities.
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