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MADISON, Wis. (Reuters)
A University of Wisconsin
student has been charged with cooking a parrot
alive in a
microwave oven, apparently to get revenge against a
fellow-student.
Chad Alvarez, 23, son of the school's football coach Barry
Alvarez, was charged with one count of
intentional mistreatment of an animal resulting in death and was
ordered to return to Dade County Circuit Court for a
hearing on June 1.
Police said Alvarez entered the room of another student on
May 4 and took "Iago," a blue and green parrot, to a dining
room where he cooked it in a microwave.
Investigators
said Alvarez may have acted because of a
dispute with the parrot's owner over an e-mail chain letter. If
convicted he could be fined $10,000 and sentenced to two years
in jail.
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Eat it....
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burlingtony
(09.03.2000 10:27:11 AM EST)
no sense in letting it go to waste.
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