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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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 Ex-Marine Is The 'Naked Bandit' | | By: Phantom | Published: 06/05/1999 | | |  |
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. (Reuters)
A 41-year-old Allentown man
known to police as
"The Naked Bandit" pleaded guilty to
robbing a string of convenience stores while in the nude,
authorities said.
Ex-Marine Stanley Heiserman once stole $400 from a roadside
mini-market while naked, save for the underwear on
his head. Days later, two cashiers handed over the money before
bursting into laughter as he left.
"It's nuts. You don't hear of things like this happening too
often. But this is what happened in four separate robberies,"
said assistant Lehigh County District
Attorney James Anthony.
Heiserman's naked aggression came to an end Wednesday when he
pleaded guilty to committing six robberies in all,
two while fully clothed.
Police said he never had a weapon but once claimed to be
carrying a shotgun in a gym bag and on another occasion
a pistol wrapped in a flannel shirt around his hand.
``His logic was that the last time he did some robberies, he
had clothes on and was identified by his clothes,'' said
Anthony.
Heiserman, who said he was honorably
discharged from the
Marines, told county judge Robert Steinberg that he
turned to crime while on drugs and emotionally distraught about
his dying mother. He will be sentenced June 17 and
faces a maximum of eight to 40 years in prison under the plea
agreement.
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IT'S SAD 2 HEAR SHIT LIKE THIS FROM A FELLOW MARINE PLAIN FU@KIN SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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