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Parents Stow Baby In Locker, Go To Dinner

By: PhantomPublished: 05/17/1999
 
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TOKYO (Reuters)
A Japanese couple left their five-month old baby girl in a coin locker while they went to eat a late night snack of Chinese food, police said.

The infant was found uninjured after spending 40 to 50 minutes in the locker at a train station in Kawasaki, outside Tokyo, police said.

The parents, a 23-year-old man and a 24-year-old woman, told police they thought the child would be safe because air could get into the 30 cm by 32 cm by 60 cm (12 inch by 13 inch by 24 inch) locker, they said. Their names were not released.

``The two have not been arrested because at this point we can only charge them with poor judgement, but we are continuing to investigate the case,'' a police spokesman told Reuters.

A woman passing by the locker had heard the baby crying at about 1:00 a.m. and notified authorities who rescued the girl.

The parents came out of the restaurant, about 300 yards from the locker, when they heard the clamor of the rescue operation, police said.

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    started by krytical13
    (05.17.2001 1:52:14 PM EST)

    Americans aren't the only assholes out there

    Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

    Surprised (0 replies)
    started by krytical13
    (05.17.2001 1:51:56 PM EST)

    Americans are the only assholes out there

    Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

    what is this world coming to. (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.04.2000 1:27:03 AM EST)

    Someone sould lock these asshalls in the locker for few days, see how they like it.

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