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Woman Hit By Baseball Gets Millions

By: PhantomPublished: 05/08/1999
 
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MIAMI (Reuters)
A Florida woman whose nose was broken by a baseball thrown by a pitcher named ``Wild Thing'' will receive $2.7 million to make up for her pain, court officials said Wednesday.

A Broward County jury awarded Linda Postlethwaite, 48, $972,000 Tuesday. Postlethwaite, a former stockbroker from Boca Raton, will receive the remainder from confidential settlements.

Postlethwaite's nose was broken on Aug. 8, 1993, when she was hit by a pitch during a baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Philadelphia Phillies.

She sued both teams, then-Marlins owner H. Wayne Huizenga and the stadium's owner, Robbie Stadium Corp. for her injuries. All of the defendants except the Phillies and the stadium owner had settled after the jury was selected.

Attorneys argued that the net over the stadium bullpen had been lowered so it would not block fans' views and was therefore not high enough to protect Postlethwaite from errant pitches.

Postlethwaite was hit by a pitch thrown by Phillies' relief pitcher Mitch Williams, a player nicknamed ``Wild Thing'' because of his reputation for his awkward pitching style and reputation for throwing wildly.

Bob Kelley, Postlethwaite's attorney, said she continues to suffer from headaches and impaired concentration.

``She hasn't worked since the accident,'' he said in Wednesday's Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel.

Williams and HOK Sports, the stadium's designer, were not found accountable.

Huizenga was found most to blame with 35.5 percent.

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    Oh yeah!!! (0 replies)
    started by jcanitzjr
    (05.08.2001 7:45:45 AM EST)

    If I knew I could sue the pants off someone and not have to work ever again I might just do it too... other the other side of things a counter strike in suing her back for not understanding the risks of being a spectator could ruin her day also instead of the 7th inning strech

    waht the hell.... (0 replies)  
    started by iscout79
    (10.03.2000 3:31:10 PM EST)

    if i knew i was goin to get all that money i would not work either!!!

    IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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