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School Bans Nude Olympics

By: PhantomPublished: 04/22/1999
 
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PRINCETON, N.J. (Reuters)
The Princeton University Board of Trustees has voted to ban the students' traditional ``Nude Olympics'' after this year's event turned into an alcoholic brawl, The Daily Princetonian reported Monday.

It said the board voted Saturday to abolish the 30-year-old annual ritual, in which students gather for a nude frolic at midnight following the year's first snowfall.

After this year's event, students at the elite Ivy League school complained of being sexually groped, and more than a dozen of the 350 participants landed in hospitals with alcohol poisoning or injuries.

``The trustees find intolerable the serious risks that this event poses to our students' health, safety and well-being and believe it would be irresponsible to permit any event of this nature to continue,'' the board said in a statement printed in the student newspaper.

These people got to get the sticks out of their asses. Nude Frolicing is fun!

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    this is sooooo queer (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.06.2000 4:34:32 PM EST)

    i neva even read this queer shit i saw it was an article so i scrolled down here to tell u this sucks shit so fuck that shit up the ass mofo

    stupid (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.02.2000 11:18:51 PM EST)

    If they can't act responsible then they got what they deserved. Nudity really had nothing to do with it, they weren't acting responsible.

    last comment is wrong (0 replies)
    started by robmarine
    (09.20.2000 7:09:06 PM EST)

    I know you think that the board is stupid for canceling this event but what would you say if it was your girlfriend getting fondled or your boyfriend getting drunk and fondling some other girl. You wouldn't support it then. I understand about keeping tradition but something needs to be done when women or men are getting groped and people are being hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

    The glorious sunset of my heart was fading, soon the super karate monkey death car would, park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate, round and yummy like a cute small baby chick would beat the d

    Nude Olympics (0 replies)
    started by jamiro
    (08.10.2000 8:18:13 AM EST)

    well, i don`t know about you people but i live in sweden and i`ve seen girls do the freakiest things.

    gasol

    Who cares? (0 replies)
    started by sb100
    (07.12.2000 9:53:42 AM EST)

    Who cares?
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    That probably had something to do with the drunken brawl. Who would want to fight a naked guy anyway?


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    hmmm (0 replies)  
    started by AtomAnt
    (06.30.2000 10:05:47 PM EST)

    notice it doesn't say weather the "students" who complained about being groped were male or female. In my experience you can't get many women to do foolish things like that. That probably had something to do with the drunken brawl. Who would want to fight a naked guy anyway?

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