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COPENHAGEN (Reuters)
Women serving in the Danish army
are furious over the military's purchase --
handled by a male officer -- of the same size brassieres for 500
women soldiers.
``They have bought one model only and think that it can fit all
of us. But we are big and small, thick and thin,''
Lance Corporal Ulla Bekker Madsen said in the tabloid
Ekstra-Bladet Friday.
Major O.P. Soerensen, the procurement officer responsible for
the purchase, told the paper that an order had
been placed for a C-cup size 100 brassiere, which the
manufacturer said fitted 90 percent of Danish women.
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(04.20.2001 0:38:59 AM EST)
I think the officer just wanted to watch those DD size women try to squeeze into those bras...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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