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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

By: PhantomPublished: 04/03/1999
 
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Animal activists are calling for a boycott of greeting card publisher Hallmark after its Shoebox Greetings web site posted a "sick" joke in one of its online cards.

"One hundred greyhounds at a St. Petersburg, Florida dog track were sick last week with a highly contagious kennel cough," the card read, referring to an actual incident. "To bet on which ones will die, call 1-800-555-BARK."

If that wasn't bad enough, the phone number is an actual one -- it connects, naturally, to a phone sex service.

...Whose employees were indeed happy to bark like dogs for the callers.

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    WOW!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by BriRedfern
    (04.03.2001 1:27:48 PM EST)

    It really IS a sex line!!!! And they really WERE happy to bark like dogs!!! and at $4.99 a minute I consider it a real steal!!!!

    I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

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