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LONDON — A researcher in England claims that Britons are
missing too much sleep
and risk becoming mentally retarded.
According to Professor Jim Horne of the Sleep Research Center,
falling one hour short of eight hours sleep a night could
temporarily knock one point off a person's IQ. Fifteen points
could easily be lost in a week, which would make an average
person with an IQ of about 100 "borderline retarded," according
to the researchers. The researchers wish to strongly accentuate
the importance of sleep. Lack of sleep could not only result in
reduced IQ scores, it
could also lead to a drop in reasoning
skills and linguistic coherence as sleep is the space in which
the human brain processes information received during the day.
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THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING DUH
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