"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what Iwas doing." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#216 TV dinners originated in the Arctic.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
A 20-year-old man in Thisted, northwestern Denmark, who bought a
condom from a vending
machine in a bar got his finger stuck in
the dispensing mechanism.
Other bar patrons tried to help, but to no avail. The machine
was transported to a repair center -- with the man still
attached.
At least he didn't think the machine could put the thing on
for him too.
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