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VERNON, N.J. — Charles Whritenour, 36, faces animal
cruelty charges after police found a cat boiling on his stove.
He was admitted to a
psychiatric hospital for evaluation after
police made the gruesome discovery at his home. "He said it was
his cat Gizmo," Patrolman Sean Talt said. "He mentioned to us
he'd eaten cat at least a half-dozen times before, and dog
once." Police were tipped off when one of Whritenour's roommates
called a local social service agency. The Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals plans to file charges against
Whritenour.
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