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Dog Survives 24 Hours Buried In Avalanche

By: PhantomPublished: 03/05/1999
 
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LANDECK, Austria (Reuters)
A dog survived 24 hours buried under an avalanche that killed seven people, including the dog's German owners, in the Tyrolean village of Valzur, Austrian television reported Friday.

"Jack," a fluffy mongrel of Alsatian and Labrador stock, crawled out from a heap of wreckage after a snow excavator exposed the cavity Thursday, one day after the avalanche struck.

A soldier at the scene offered to take in the dog, who was in good condition despite the experience.

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    started by BriRedfern
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    That dog however is extremely cool.

    "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." -Jeff Raskin

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