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Dont go under that Bridge

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 02/09/1999
 
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LAGOS - A Nigerian man was arrested under a bridge in possession of roasted human limbs and the bones of former victims he had eaten. Police arrested the man after residents heard the cries of a woman he was about to kill. Witnesses believe they identified one victim by some of the limbs and feet on the man's grill saying they were of a young woman, going by the size of the feet and the long black permed hair. Witnesses lament that the rest of the body was eaten up before the arrest. Police say the man was mentally ill and had lived under the bridge for years. Residents of the working class district say the man had long been suspected of murdering people to sell their body parts for use in ritual sacrifices.

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