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Another Stupid Criminal

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 02/15/1999
 
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ORLANDO, Fla. - Vernon Smith was set to appear as the bad guy on an episode of the Ricki Lake Show titled, ``Today I Demand to Know Why You Dumped Me.'' Imagine his surprise to learn his ex-girlfriend was the real villain. He claimed Carla Nini Hooper had vandalized his apartment and car thinking he was seeing another woman. However, because he lacked evidence, and she denied the charges, police dropped the case. But the bright lights of show biz and stardom brought forth the real criminal. Hooper described with great delight how she slashed Smith's waterbed and smashed his mirrors, then smashed his car's headlights and poured sugar into his gas tank -- providing Smith, and the police, with a de facto videotaped confession. ``She's out there just confessing left and right,'' Deputy Robert Larson of the Orange County Sheriff's Department said. Police used a tape of the show as grounds to arrest Hooper and charge her with felony criminal mischief. If guilty, she could be sentenced to up to five years in prison. ``This is highly unusual. For someone to go on national TV and confess to a crime here, it is not of the norm,'' he said.

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