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Peace and Goodwill Gone to Hell

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/30/2001
 
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SOUTH WALES - Supermarkets can be vicious hunting grounds during the holidays as two women learned first hand in South Wales. Two shoppers spotted the perfect frozen turkey, and not wanting to disappoint their families, they wrestled over who saw the bird first. One woman allegedly hit the other over the head with the turkey after the other said, I hope you burn it on Christmas Day. Insults were further exchanged in the parking lot. A store guard said that one woman returned to the store, crying and missing patches of hair. Inspector Phil Williams said, An alleged assault took place. Whatever happened to peace and goodwill at Christmas?


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started by tjshere
(12.30.2001 12:56:57 PM EST)

I can just picture the turkey on the "winner's" dinner table all mangled and squished.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

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started by marvin
(12.30.2001 3:50:24 AM EST)

just wait for the January sales to start.


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