First Prize Boozer Falls Head Over Heals
By: BizarreNews	Published: 03/09/2001
NORWOOD, Ohio - Who would have thunk you can get drunk at an all-you-can-drink competition. Apparently not 67-year-old John Remley. He reportedly got so drunk on his free booze prize that staff at Lieb´s Cafe moved him away from the bar and allegedly left him unattended near some steps. He then proceeded to fall down the steps, hit his head and was knocked unconscious. Remley is now seeking $1 million in punitive damages, and an additional undetermined amount of money in excess for past and future medical bills, pain and suffering from bar owner for Ron Janus for continuing to supply him with alcohol. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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DRUNK (0 replies) started by lokomo (03.12.2001 5:58:13 PM EST) Yes but you are intoxicated after one drink anyway!

Believe it or not... (0 replies) started by jglace (03.11.2001 2:08:51 AM EST) He actually has grounds to sue. It's against federal regulation to serve ANYONE an alcoholic beverage after he/she's intoxicated--no matter what the circumstances. I know this b/c I work at a bar.

WASUP (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.10.2001 3:15:01 PM EST) they should have given him more beer until he passed out, the shot him down the stairs. Then left him passed out in the cold. Then call the cops saying there's a passed out man...ya know just to fuck him over so he cant sue. Little fuckers can sue for anything these days.

Nice one (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.10.2001 8:31:46 AM EST) What a way to go.

Blame (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.10.2001 3:24:36 AM EST) Hey, this is America, land of the free, home of the blame. Why take responsibility for yourself? You can simply blame someone else for your own ineptitude and stupidity, hire a good attorney (of which there is absolutely NO SHORTAGE of) and sue for the almighty dollar. Now lets see...What's wrong with this picture?

The sad thing is (0 replies) started by beckdaddy (03.09.2001 5:24:56 PM EST) he'll win or get a settlement. Most states have laws about over-serving customers, even idiots. That's why many places don't do that all-you-can-drink. He's still a dumbass, but he'll get some $ out of it. Nice shot!

asshole (0 replies) started by sirac060 (03.09.2001 2:44:42 PM EST) they should have left him unattended by a cliff.wonder if he would settle his case for a six pack? TR54

I am lost (0 replies) started by IamADumbass (03.09.2001 1:45:54 PM EST) YOu know....the fat idiot who gets so drunk is his fault, and he wats a million bucks cuz his lushed up fat ass fell down the stairs....gimmie a fuckin break!.......fat assholes are retarded........Get a fuckin life...and he's 67!!!! he coulda sued for a wheelchair....hell I woulda sued for a "Rest of my pathetic ,old, druken life I get to drink all day for free" pass...but to every ASSHOLE thier own......out I poop too much....then I get tired

What's next? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.09.2001 10:39:45 AM EST) Fat people suing buffet-style restaurants?

HAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by DARKOVERLORD (03.09.2001 9:05:20 AM EST) Fucking inbreeders. LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

assholes (2 replies)   started by hummmmer (03.09.2001 0:08:14 AM EST) assholes assholes assholes assholes assholes Hand me the fuckin' keys you cocksucker. Wha Th Fuck !!!!

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